Why YOU need a goofy title

Of course, Fang the Unwashed would have never gotten to the august position he is in today if he had not found himself such a spiffy title.

Titles can be given or created, but they should always be appropriate, witty and free. After all, who would respect "Fang the Washed"?

Several popular subspecies of titles are:

• Discordian
• Tiltologist
• Fudge
• Completely wacko combinations of all of the above.

Last Modified: 3/27/94