Discordian Software Archive
important discordian programs and mirror of the emperor norton utilities
The DCC presents you here the one Discordian Software Library
which has the most Slack. This not only stems
from our admiration of Bob(tm), but from the usage of Linux for our computing needs. Linux is the only
operating system which has a Slackware
Distribution. Not only is this archive optimized for your Pineal Gland, but
for Slackware Linux also. Even more, this Server runs under Linux also.
These here are really running her right now: klock fnordku
belief
Software generally considered Discordian
This is just this. The Calendars sometimes contradict themselves.
| Discordian Calendars |
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dcalendar.ps |
PostScript program which prints the Discordian calendar |
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disdate.c |
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ddate.c |
Druel's Discordian date program |
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ddate.pl |
A Perl program for generating Discordian dates |
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xddate.tcl |
Discordian date calculator for Tcl/Tk/wish |
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ddate.tgz |
The enhanced Discordian date program, with format strings, etc. |
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klock.tgz |
The discordian Klock. A CGI in Perl. |
| Discordian Games |
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sink.sh |
Play the Discordian game with unwanted files |
| Other |
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metavirus |
This is a Metavirus |
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discode.bas |
A Discode Program based on Visual Basic FNORD
Untested since Visual Basic FNORD is such a greyfaced
programming language. |
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fnordku.tgz |
generates fnordkus as it is a CGI in Perl |
The Emperor Norton Utilities
The Emperor Norton Utilities is a collection of programs of an Eristic,
Slackful or just downright bizarre nature. These programs may be found
anywhere; on a FTP site, on your shelf, perhaps even having spontaneously
formed on an unformatted disk.
Some programs from the Emperor Norton Utilities may be found on this WWW
site. These are the ones which I have managed to find, and for which there is
disk space here.
The Primary site for these is http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~acb/norton/
| Emperor Norton Utilities Textfilters |
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beable.c |
A text filter for inserting beables |
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b1ff.c |
A BIFF filter |
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biff.x |
Matt Welsh's BIFF filter |
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chef.x |
lex source for the Encheferiser. |
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discord.c |
A text scrambler, a bit like M-x dissoc |
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drawl.x |
English<->Texan translator |
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fudd.x |
Elmer Fudd (I think) |
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kibo.c |
Filter -- replaces randomly selected words with "Kibo" |
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lame.c |
Another BIFF-like text filter |
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mb.x |
Marc Barret translator |
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mcelwaine.c |
UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION..... |
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newspeak.x |
Translates English into Newspeak. |
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biffa.tgz |
A cockney filter |
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jive-val.tgz |
Jive/Valspeak; two text filters |
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ken.tgz |
Another cockney text filter |
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kraut.tgz |
A pseudo-German text filter |
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ogrify.tgz |
Some kind of filter. |
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thursday.tgz |
signature formatter |
| Emperor Norton Utilities Textgenerators |
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belief.tgz |
Program for generating religious beliefs |
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belief-cgi.tgz |
Program for generating religious beliefs. As CGI in Perl |
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kafka.tgz |
A utility/language for making text generators |
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kibologize.tgz |
An Emacs LISP program for generating Kibological rants |
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pb.tgz |
An early version of acb's Dada Engine |
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rot-rlyeh.tgz |
Translate to/from R'lyehish. Communicate with Old Ones. |
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spew.tgz |
Tabloid headline generator |
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taxlaw.tgz |
Generate law and order. |
| Emperor Norton Utilities Displayhacks |
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Xtacy-113.tgz |
Druel's X display hack, XTacy |
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springfield.tgz |
The Springfield Effect, a programmable display hack |
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xnuisance.tgz |
An X program which does weird stuff to the cursor |
done by Kilopope Jonathan
(K) by No One. All Rites reversed. Last changes done 11.12.2019
